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Joke of the Day

"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."

"What Did The Muslim Terminator Say? Allah Be Back."

"This girl said she could see a bulge in my swim shorts and I was flattered. I looked down at my crotch and she said, ""The other side."""

"""Yous shall not pass!"" (Gandalfini)"

"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"

"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."

"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"

"My friends hate me because I make too many Linkin Park references. but in the end it doesn't even matter."

"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"

"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"