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Joke of the Day

"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"

"TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?"

"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."

"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."

"I thought about marrying my mom... but Oedipus wrecked it for me."

"My dolphin died... I have no porpoise in life."

"A hermaphrodite... Is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter."

"2 flies are sitting on a piece of poop, one cuts a fart; what did the other one say? Hey come on, I'm eating here!"

"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him."