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Joke of the Day
"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""
Next Joke
"NSFR: Two tampons are walking down the street towards you. One is a Super and the other is a Slim. Which one says ""Hi"" first? Neither one...they're both stuck up cunts."
"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."
"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a pooh"
"My parrot died today... I think its last words were, ""Fuck, I think my parrot is dying."""
"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"
"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."
"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."