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Joke of the Day

"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""

"My only goal in life is to be immortal So far, so good"

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"

"I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he's too ghoul for school."

"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."

"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""

"I don't like to boast about my sexual prowess but... (NSFW) I don't like to boast about my sexual prowess but I lick ass at cunnilingus. Oops, I mean kick ass. That was just a slip of the tongue."

"Where can I donate to the American Red Cross? I would like to help with house #7."

"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest"

"What did you learn in school today? Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!"