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Joke of the Day

"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."

"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"

"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."

"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."

"Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect."

"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"

"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."