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Joke of the Day

"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."

"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""

"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""

"How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes"

"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."

"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."

"what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda? 2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"

"What do old people smell like? Depends"

"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."