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Joke of the Day

"Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect."

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!"

"How my day went today 1. Woke up 2. Went to work 3. Saw hot girl 4. Kissed the girl Too bad it happened in the order 2,3,4,1."

"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."

"Heard my mom tell my dad to ""stop tossing her salad"" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing..."

"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."

"What's the difference between hardware and software? A floppy dick"

"British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds."

"I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s."