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Joke of the Day
"Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect."
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"Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one."
"What words men never want to hear during sex? Hi honey, I'm home."
"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"
"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"
"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."
"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"
"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"
"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."