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Joke of the Day

"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"

"Boy: What's black slimy with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin."

"Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.. ""Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.."""

"Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."

"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""

"Get-rich-quick schemes rarely make much cents"

"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."

"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."

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"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."