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Joke of the Day

"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

"A Master Baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work."

"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."

"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."

"I said this to my girlfriend today, she wasn't impressed Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm shit at poems, Now show me your tits."

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."

"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."