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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [Click Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/how_do_you_keep_a_redditor_busy_for_hours/)"

"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"

"How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend? With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry."

"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go."

"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"

"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."

"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."

"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"

"A fun way to ""Break up"" is to tell them to ""Go long"" and then never throw them the football."

"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"