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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [Click Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/how_do_you_keep_a_redditor_busy_for_hours/)"

"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."

"What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."

"I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat."

"My ex was like a computer game. Started off easy, got a little harder and eventually I ended up cheating."

"A man walks into a doctors wearing cling film trousers Doctor says, "" I can clearly see you're nuts"""

"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."

"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."

"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"