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Joke of the Day

"Oil producers are losing money on every barrel ... But, that's OK because they're making up for it on volume."

"The phrase ""don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."

"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."

"Jokes so bad.... [..they will make you ho(a)rse](http://www.arkinspace.com/2011/07/jokes-so-bad-they-will-make-you-hoarse.html)"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."

"I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said ""Fine I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!"" The wedding is in a week"

"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"

"A public restroom I was in had a sign that said ""Flush toilet paper only"" and I just thought Well, shit"

"Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose? I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date"

"What does Christopher Nolan call a movie with a baby within a baby within a baby . . . Conception."