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Joke of the Day
"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey: Twelve years old and mixed with coke."
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"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."
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"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."
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"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."
"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"
"My mother-in-law said that we should stay an extra day if it's too snowy to drive. SOMEONE LEND ME A SALT TRUCK."