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Joke of the Day

"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."

"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom xDDddd"

"I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile ."

"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"

"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."

"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."

"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"