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Joke of the Day

"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"

"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"

"Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time."

"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."

"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"

"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"

"We live in a generation where Gorilla Glass technology protects our phones.. ..yet there's nothing that exists that could have saved Harambe."

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor"

"What's the difference between a really comedian and someone who can't complete a joke?"