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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."
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"What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband? Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"
"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."
"I saw a Sword-Swallowing act on TV and it said 'Don't try this at home'. So I went to the park and tried it. Still fucking hurt myself."
"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."
"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."
"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."
"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."
"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."