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Joke of the Day
"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."
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"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""
"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."
"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"Danny DeVito... Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life."
"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."
"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."
"Why do they name all hurricanes after women? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car"
"[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a ""gang"" [Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] ""Not a chance"""