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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under and dollar and deer nuts are under a buck."

"I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down."

"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."

"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."

"One day a man was making a password... He tried the password ""my penis"". The laptop said, ""Error, not long enough."""

"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."

"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."

"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."