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Joke of the Day
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
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"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"
"Want to take the wind out of my sails? Walk past my table at the restaurant with what I thought was my meal."
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber."
"Want to hear my tribute to Elvis? Thanks, Elvis."
"If you use a wrong word in a tweet and a grammar nazi loses his shit- Try these consoling words : ""Their, there, they're. It'll be okay"""
"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favourite movie? ITS FUCKING FROZEN!"
"Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal."