40999
Joke of the Day
"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"
Next Joke
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"
"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"How do you say goodbye in Arabic? ""BOOM!"""
"My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards."
"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"
"Somewhere in my brain is a tiny gland that blinds me to unwashed dishes."
"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch 'em all!"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."