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Joke of the Day

"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"

"What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent."

"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."

"If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!"

"An apple a day keeps no one away unless you have meticulously good aim."

"Why do mexicans dislike rust? Because it is feo"

"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"

"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."