168264
Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"
Next Joke
"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."
"I hate it when I go to clean my daughters room & I emerge 3 hours later having just finished a delightful tea party with a giraffe & a pony."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"
"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""
"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"
"Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, ""What the hell have I done?"""
"Mom, you bought me the wrong magazine! This isn't MAD, this is DISAPPOINTED!"
"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""
"My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery."