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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."
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"I take my women how I take the stairs... I take my women how I take the stairs..two at a time."
"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."
"""I have to inform you that you're sitting in an exit row and are legally required to take a photo of the plane wing and post it on Facebook"""
"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"
"The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"
"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."
"I thought I had life all sorted out, and then the wind blew."
"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"