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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"
Next Joke
"Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one ""Let's put up a tent in the living room"""
"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"
"Who was the worst U.S. President of all time? Hoover, his administration really sucked."
"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."
"Bert asked Ernie if he wants ice cream ""Sure, Bert"""
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."