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Joke of the Day
"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"
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"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."
"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"
"Why did the octopus blush? He saw the bottom of the ocean"
"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"
"A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons."
"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."