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Joke of the Day

"I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school... You could always see him coming..."

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps. Also, all my horses have gone missing."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick."

"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"

"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"

"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."