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Joke of the Day
"Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it."
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"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""
"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"
"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."
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"My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*"
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