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Joke of the Day

"7 for a Taken 3 ticket, 3 for a drink, 5 for doritos... ...The only thing they've taken is the piss."

"Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."

"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"

"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"

"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""

"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"

"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"

"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."

"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"

"Why did the late man stand on the clock? He wanted to be on time."