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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."
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"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."
"A chicken stood in my way at the grocery store It was the biggest Cock Block of my life"
"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"
"A Fat Frog walks into a bar Walks up to the barman and the barman says, ""hey, we've got a drink named after you"". Fat Frog says ""What?, You've got a drink called Steve?"""
"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"
"Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital."
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
"Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?"