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Joke of the Day
"Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them."
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"I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo"
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"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."