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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chihuahua laugh? The cow jumped over the moon."
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"My girlfriend finished all my french fries... I couldn't KETCHUP."
"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."
"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos"
"So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?"
"I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol"
"A lawyer and a catfish What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."
"Malaria kills a child every two seconds in Africa... Somebody should arrest that guy."