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Joke of the Day

"A Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming ""OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD"

"What do gay horses eat ? hayyyy"

"An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history."

"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"

"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"

"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"

"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"

"What did one hand say to the other? ""Help, I think I'm in glove""."

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."

"OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE"