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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One; changing a light bulb is a fairly simple task which usually doesn't require assistance."

"What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? Infideli-tea."

"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."

"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."

"I tried to make the earthquake drill realistic by throwing glass shards and screaming ""You fuckers are dead."" I'm no longer safety captain."

"4th grade student: How old are you? Me: Quite a bit older than you. Student: So like 23? Me: Deal. Tell all your friends."

"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."

"Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"" He said ""No! I was working that day."""