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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!"
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"How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light? More than 20, because my basement is still dark."
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"
"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."
"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"My dolphin died... I have no porpoise in life."