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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?"
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"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."
"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."
"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"
"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""
"My psychiatrist says we need to work on my intimacy issues but then he's always the one who refuses to snuggle with me on his couch."
"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."