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Joke of the Day
"Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!"
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"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."
"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""
"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."
"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"
"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"
"I'll sleep when I'm dead but also every night so I don't die."
"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"
"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."