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Joke of the Day
"Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!"
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"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."
"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."
"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."
"""I'M A DOG!"" ""I'M A DOG TOO!"" ""WE'RE DOGS!"" - dogs"
"She is such a hoe that she doesn't have boyfriends.. ...she has daily active users."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... Good Friday!!!"
"Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit."
"So I got a piece of ass this morning... my finger slipped through the paper."