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Joke of the Day
"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"
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"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."
"How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago..."
"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."
"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"
"*thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*"
"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."