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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana."
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"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
"give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
"Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)"
"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"
"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure."
"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"
"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month"
"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."