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Joke of the Day

"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."

"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"

"Save yourself from a sexual harassment case. If a fellow employee asks, ""Do you know a place I can get Off?"". They may just need some bug spray."

"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."

"This afternoon, I was attacked by a group of gay men. I didn't know how to escape. I had to beat them off left and right"

"An elegant man call the mailman the other day. This double oval shape organ"

"What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? Out, out, damned Spot!"

"A wise man once said, a cheating wife is like a deck of playing cards... You need a heart to love her A diamond to marry her A club to smash her fucking head in And a spade to bury the bitch..."

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend."