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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"

"[Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose] ""Can I get you a coffee?"" Just a honk chonklate for me ""A what?"" CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz."

"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"

"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""

"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"

"Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped."

"So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology"