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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving."

"They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away."

"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."

"*walks into bar with camera* Me: Can I take a shot of this glass? Bartender: Take a pitcher, it'll last longer"

"HER: I don't know what you'd do without me. ME: HER: Please stop imagining all those things. ME: Ok."