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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy with a 2 inch penis? Justin."

"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"

"How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music."

"2 men walk into a bar. The first 1 says ""I'll have some H20"" the second one says ""I'll have some H202"" The second one died."

"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""

"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."

"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"

"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."

"Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him? Because he was pain in the neck!"

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."