194025

Joke of the Day

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."

"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"

"What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin"

"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."

"The moral of World War 2 Two wrong don't make a right, but three Reichs make a left"

"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."

"I am going to make a new app that will be like Twitter exclusively for kids! It will be called Sesame Tweet."

"I went to China and couldn't find a single Catholic church... I guess they must have heard about the ""One-child only"" policy"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."