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Joke of the Day

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."

"What's the difference between my dick and a pitchfork? I can't stick my dick in 4 babies at once."

"How does a grizzly catch fish? With his bear hands!"

"What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this."

"What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A Labracadabrador."

"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"

"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."

"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph"