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Joke of the Day

"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."

"What's a German Ninja drink beer out of? A clandestein."

"A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight."

"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""

"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."

"How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven."

"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."

"[Arkham Asylum] GUARD 1: that guy's CRAZY *gestures to Joker's cell* JOKER: *using Bing instead of Google* GUARD 2: *whispers* holy shit"