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Joke of the Day

"[Arkham Asylum] GUARD 1: that guy's CRAZY *gestures to Joker's cell* JOKER: *using Bing instead of Google* GUARD 2: *whispers* holy shit"

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"

"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."

"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"

"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"

"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."

"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"

"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."

"Take your time for this joke Loading.."

"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."