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Joke of the Day

"I came here for... ...funny jokes in the comments."

"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"

"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."

"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."

"I just deleted all the German names from my phone Now it's Hans free."

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."

"'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and I'm out of breath I've been in the kitchen all day, cooking up meth."