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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam."
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"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because I am an Asian that knows how to solve you in 22 seconds"
"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."
"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."
"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax."
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."
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"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."
"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him."