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Joke of the Day
"If you google ""MySpace"" your computer will ask ""Are you fucking serious right now?"""
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"My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!"
"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"
"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"
"In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten. Someone needs to kill them too."
"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."
"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."
"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"
"A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom..."
"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"