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Joke of the Day
"Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
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"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"
"Why are the undead so angry all the time? They have mummy issues."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."
"""Hey mom, why does it smell like dead people in here...?"" ""....mom? Mom? ...... Mooooooooooommmmm!!!!!"""
"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"
"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"
"Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi."
"What's the best way to announce that you're lactose-intolerant I'm allergic to Wait for it Dairy"
"It's a joke. What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."