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Joke of the Day

"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Hippies only screw in tents."

"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."

"TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book Cost me a fortune in stamps"

"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"

"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"

"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."

"Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !"

"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."