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Joke of the Day

"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."

"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"

"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."

"In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's"

"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"

"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"