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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
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"I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy but I needed something for the hangovers."
"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."
"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."
"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a brony? A vegetarian doesn't like meat in their mouth."
"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."
"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."
"*walking into Home Depot for 2nd time today* Back again? Forget something? -Um, you remember if I brought a kid in here with me last time?"
"The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. The fuck they are, I said. My dogs don't even have bikes."
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."