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Joke of the Day

"Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi"

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""

"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."

"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."

"Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?"

"You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches? Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*"

"A girl asked her brother If he could help her move her stuff to her new house and he refused and she asked him why He said he couldn't be her brother and assister too"

"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."

"She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled hard. I wanted to ask her to do it harder - but probably inappropriate for the hair salon."

"How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids."